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    Introducing T&A by Shelly Says So

    I couldn’t bottle my attitude – so I printed it. Introducing T&A by Shelly Says So – a line of t-shirts and panties by yours truly. I’ve got styles for ladies up to 4x and men up to a 6x. Yeah, 6x! Y...
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    Everytime you fake it, a kitten dies

    Ladies, ladies, ladies. After this morning’s conversation in the Twitterverse, it has come to my attention that for many among us, faking ‘The Big O’ is a way of life. Now I understand sometimes if it’s ...
  • My, what big bras you have!

    Big Titty Problems

    In a conversation with a homegirl a few months back, the struggles that come along with being mammicularly blessed came up. So I have decided to share them with the world. If you have small chesticles, let this be a warning to ...
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    If I Come Up Missing, This Is Why

    This morning I woke up to a very interesting message. I have to try one more time. You look amazing and I am drawn to you. They say it’s not about the looks, I know. But sometimes it is. I’m gonna come straight out ...
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14 Times I Slayed Your Life in 2014

This #WCW I’m crushin on my damn self. That’s right. It’s all about the #selflove and last year I learned to love myself more than ever. And I also learned the power of demonstrating that unapologetic love it ...

I Want A Big Ass Ring

Hi. My name is Shelly, and if I ever get married, I want a big ass diamond engagement ring. Stupid big. Ridiculous, gaudy, J.Lo or Beyonce big. Just ignant big. I am NOT a materialistic person. I generally don’t buy brand nam...
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Your Bra Strap Is Showing

Dear Willie Norwood Jr I can’t with you. You are the weakest link. Brandy sang her little heart out to bring some R&B back to R&B with Two Eleven, and then you fuck up the balance of the family vault with this shi...
 Social Commentary
They both got driver's licenses so why not a marriage license?

Is N/A an optional answer for Question 6?

I do not oppose gay marriage for one simple reason:  the state cannot have services it only affords to certain citizens.   If we are to say that our society is one of tolerance (different races, religions, political views...

Cherry Blossoms

I don’t do this often, but April is National Poetry Month. So, I’m sharing a poem with you guys on this blog! Yay! The nexus of this is that I came home last night and saw my neighbor bringing his wife flowers. It w...

Some Advice for My Republican Friends

So there you have it.  Obama’s in for a full 8 years. And rivers of tears are flowing in conservative households. Boo hoo. I feel for you guys. My heart was heavy when George W. won. Especially  the second time. So I to...