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  • Introducing T&A by Shelly Says So

    I couldn’t bottle my attitude – so I printed it. Introducing T&A by Shelly Says So – a line of t-shirts and panties by yours truly. I’ve got styles for ladies up to 4x and men up to a 6x. Yeah, 6x! Y...
  • Everytime you fake it, a kitten dies

    Ladies, ladies, ladies. After this morning’s conversation in the Twitterverse, it has come to my attention that for many among us, faking ‘The Big O’ is a way of life. Now I understand sometimes if it’s ...
  • Big Titty Problems

    In a conversation with a homegirl a few months back, the struggles that come along with being mammicularly blessed came up. So I have decided to share them with the world. If you have small chesticles, let this be a warning to ...
  • If I Come Up Missing, This Is Why

    This morning I woke up to a very interesting message. I have to try one more time. You look amazing and I am drawn to you. They say it’s not about the looks, I know. But sometimes it is. I’m gonna come straight out ...
 
 Lists

14 Times I Slayed Your Life in 2014

This #WCW I’m crushin on my damn self. That’s right. It’s all about the #selflove and last year I learned to love myself more than ever. And I also learned the power of demonstrating that unapologetic love it ...
 
 Relationships

I Want A Big Ass Ring

Hi. My name is Shelly, and if I ever get married, I want a big ass diamond engagement ring. Stupid big. Ridiculous, gaudy, J.Lo or Beyonce big. Just ignant big. I am NOT a materialistic person. I generally don’t buy brand nam...
 
 Rants

Your Bra Strap Is Showing

Dear Willie Norwood Jr I can’t with you. You are the weakest link. Brandy sang her little heart out to bring some R&B back to R&B with Two Eleven, and then you fuck up the balance of the family vault with this shi...
 
 Social Commentary

Is N/A an optional answer for Question 6?

I do not oppose gay marriage for one simple reason:  the state cannot have services it only affords to certain citizens.   If we are to say that our society is one of tolerance (different races, religions, political views...
 
 Poetry

Black Girl Magic Monologues

Wednesday, June 28th: Five phenomenal women in poetry share some #BlackGirlMagic on stage at the DC Black Theatre & Arts Festival.  Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door. Grab one now below.     Brow...
 
 Politics

How The Electoral College Works

I am seeing continued confusion around the Electoral College and the popular vote, so I’ll do my best to explain how it works. We live in a REPRESENTATIVE democracy, not a direct one. So, representatives for each state fi...