A couple weeks ago, a friend of mine texted me and asked me if she should send this dude a naughty pic. At first I thought this hilarious, but then I thought about it and realized this has become an everyday thought process in the age of the smartphones and celeb nudes leaking all the …
Category Archive: Lists
Jan 17
Big Titty Problems
In a conversation with a homegirl a few months back, the struggles that come along with being mammicularly blessed came up. So I have decided to share them with the world. If you have small chesticles, let this be a warning to you to be careful what you wish for. I give you, Big Titty …
Nov 18
The 8 Days of Shelly-Mas
Monday was my birthday!!!!! I started celebrating last Thursday and I just sunset the celebration last night. Yeah, I celebrated my birthday for 8 days like Hanukkah. So sue me. Here’s the birthday week highlight reel: Went to a lounge with 3 chicks I went to grad school with. Got chased out by the police. …
Oct 19
10 Things Tyler Perry Could Be Doing
I don’t know if you’ve noticed but……… Tyler Perry has been MIA on the movie scene. He has spent the last 5 years releasing films about every 6 months. But it’s been a while since “Madea’s Big Happy Family” came out and I have yet to see any commercials for the next film in the …
Aug 29
Beyonce is pregnant! And you care!
Now I had planned to do a recap on the VMA’s. But at the end of the night, nothing on that stage really matters except the baby bump. Do you honestly recall ANYTHING else happening? Of course not. I was just beside myself when I found out. If you know me, you know I love …