10 Things I Learned From Beyonce Lyrics

Beyonce is insanely successful. Millions of people love her. And just as many seem to be insanely bothered by Beyonce’s success. They claim that she’s overrated, that she makes bad music, or simply that she is Illum...


Millennium Dating Rules

A couple weeks ago, a friend of mine texted me and asked me if she should send this dude a naughty pic. At first I thought this hilarious, but then I thought about it and realized this has become an everyday thought process in ...

My, what big bras you have!

Big Titty Problems

In a conversation with a homegirl a few months back, the struggles that come along with being mammicularly blessed came up. So I have decided to share them with the world. If you have small chesticles, let this be a warning to ...


The 8 Days of Shelly-Mas

Monday was my birthday!!!!! I started celebrating last Thursday and I just sunset the celebration last night. Yeah, I celebrated my birthday for 8 days like Hanukkah. So sue me. Here’s the birthday week highlight reel: Went t...


10 Things Tyler Perry Could Be Doing

I don’t know if you’ve noticed but……… Tyler Perry has been MIA on the movie scene. He has spent the last 5 years releasing films about every 6 months. But it’s been a while since “Madea’s Big Happy Family” cam...