I Want A Big Ass Ring

Hi. My name is Shelly, and if I ever get married, I want a big ass diamond engagement ring. Stupid big. Ridiculous, gaudy, J.Lo or Beyonce big. Just ignant big. I am NOT a materialistic person. I generally don’t buy brand nam...


Millennium Dating Rules

A couple weeks ago, a friend of mine texted me and asked me if she should send this dude a naughty pic. At first I thought this hilarious, but then I thought about it and realized this has become an everyday thought process in ...


Loving Everyday Actually Includes Holidays

This is a note for all the Valentine’s Day Scrooges. Here’s the thing: We all realize Valentine’s Day is an elaborate marketing scheme. We all realize you should show appreciation for your significant other 36...


Everytime you fake it, a kitten dies

Ladies, ladies, ladies. After this morning’s conversation in the Twitterverse, it has come to my attention that for many among us, faking ‘The Big O’ is a way of life. Now I understand sometimes if it’s ...

Manlaw: End convo before you incriminate anyone.

Damn you, ManLaw!

This is a conversation I had with a male acquaintance about another male acquaintance: Him:  Jack and I have been friends since high school. How do you know him? Me: Oh, I know his fiance’. Him: Fiance?!?!?!? They must not h...